Just to put it in few words:
fap fap fap was for the music, also all my compliments went to rest of the game - no bad sides or downsides were mentioned there
Anyway, tried to quickly translate it:
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After several weeks
HNNNNGH and
MMMMMEH lazyness I've finally decided to introduce you with one mighty fine
ubergame. Which one? That will tell ya after
FAP FAP FAP music intro!
Stepping back from my typical, used ones and every other way lovely, more or less FPS shooters, I wanted to introduce you to one of my this moment most actual games - platform shooter GG2.
GG2 is pretty damn classic 2D platformer which is decorated with even for vegans and buddhists already beloved theme - zombies. Which are introduced at the highest level from Paul Schneider, which, as you might already noticed, is the author of the game.
Although platformers I associate with rather boring storytelling, pale visuals and fucking slow action, this one, combining massive zombie slaughter and rather silly story, which would intrigue even Latvian cardinal Janis Pujats, since there's some action in church where we have to clean it from the evil ones and also the fights against cultists.
Story, as I've said before is pretty much zombie-cliché - you wake up in the morning, world is already turned into zombie obsessed nightmare and you're pretty much the last one who could actually save it. And of course - you've got big blue eyes, blond hair and most important - big boobs. And if you don't like girls, then there's a guy with big ... will to cleanse the world from evil.
As said before, GG2 has the most awesome intro music and background music which is produced by Josh Welchel. The music is just so sticky that you will catch yourself playing over and over again in your mind. Music and sound in general is very atmospheric and what is most important - it's not bothering or in any way disturbing at any time.
Most of active gamers will definitely hear in game familiar sounds which come from other games like Super Mario and few others. Although some of sounds seem to be re-done by author himself.
GG2 is also presenting very traditional skill tree - you can choose to upgrade weapons, physical capabilities (health) and few other resistance capabilities. Just the thing is - you have to seek for the "blue balls" to upgrade them.
Map difficulty and enemy strength grows together with our character - which every new level, new mission we start to meet new enemies even previous levels as we return there, which makes this game a bigger thriller after completing every new level.
At the end I can only say that this is really the best game in months which have earned not only my, but also some respectable e-magazine respect. And if you don't like this game - you're just another supporter of Skele and Slesers
(two most hated politicians in Latvia)---------------------------
Naturally, this text sounds better in Latvian, since I'm not that great with English humor and with language in general.
